if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
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honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
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It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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