I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
cat food counts as protein by the way
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
