I wanna bring you to show and tell
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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