yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
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i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
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I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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