if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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