My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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