It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
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what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
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He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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