All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I need moral support for this bender
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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