What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I'm always down for nudity.
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