im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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