He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
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something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
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I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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