sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
You work out of a Hotel?
I just saw a hot homeless man
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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