On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
