My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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