I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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