I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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