My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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