You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Moan for me like Helen Keller
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
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Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
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He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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