Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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