is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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