I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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