When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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