She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
We had to coat check the pizza.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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