I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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