do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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