I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
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he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
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After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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