The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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