porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I need a hoe opinion
go on
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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