I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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