I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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