I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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