absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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