he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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