Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
This is the high leading the old right now
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Randomize
