Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
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