i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
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Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
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Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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