I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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