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(616): View more from Michigan

I wannas sexs uuuuu

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(619): View more from California

just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them

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(630): View more from Illinois

Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese

(312): View more from Illinois

Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?

(630): View more from Illinois

I love you bro

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(859): View more from Kentucky

When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"

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(805): View more from California

how many dildos make it a "collection?"

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(813): View more from Florida

IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA

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(647): View more from Ontario

My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.

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