My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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