quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
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all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
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Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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