I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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