The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
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