So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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