i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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