I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
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She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
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You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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