So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
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She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
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That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
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