the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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