right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
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Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
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I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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