Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Randomize
