He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
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Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
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U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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