Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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