Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
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I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
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Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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