you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
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did i walk over a car last night?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
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In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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