omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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