i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
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I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
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Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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