It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
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Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
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Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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