Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
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Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
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Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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